Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

Mommy and Daddy have been telling me all about you and how wonderful you are.  Here is the list I initially wrote up for you:

-Anything that makes lots of noise

-Another Kitty Cat, but a dog would suffice (please make sure it’s furry, I love to pull their hair)

-Some more pink butterfly pacifiers.  I have lost all but one.

-Mommy needs some more shoes so that I can chew on them

-Whip Cream (I tasted some at Thanksgiving and that stuff is AWESOME!)

-A Barbie convertible (mommy keeps telling me I want one, but daddy says I don’t so I’m a little confused on this one)

-HAIR!  I’m still pretty bald, can you help with this?

-And most importantly, I want a little sibling (I need someone to boss around)

Mommy and Daddy reviewed my list and started laughing when they got to the end.  They told me to read my shirt.  HUH???

SAY WHAT?  Geez Santa, you’re good!  I hadn’t even mailed my letter yet.  And good thing I didn’t because now I need to update my list…

-Noise cancelling headphones

-Again, another Kitty Cat because I’m not good at sharing

-A crown, I want the new one to know who’s boss

-Make it 2 Barbie convertibles and if it’s a boy he should just be happy that I thought of him

-Clothespins for my nose.  Although my poop does not stink, I’m sure the new baby won't be as lucky!

Please start praying for me as the new one is expected 06/25/2013.  *Sigh* 

Love,

Emmalyn (I still live in the same house as last year!)